Mystery Couples: Shadowy yet not subversive. (SOMG)
La Lohan hit baby’s stroller with her car. Seriously. (CS)
Morrissey’s inner racist comes back out to play. (CB)
Paris Hilton jets to Hawaii & nurses lemon fetish. (POTP)
Christina Ricci looks like she blew in from Kansas. (AG)
Kanye West persists in losing his shit online. (PB)
The Communist Party: A Labor Day contest. (Ayyyy!)
“Jersey Shore”: Success proves how desperate MTV is for even a subpar program. (GB)
Machete Review: “Like nodding smugly for 100 minutes in a hall of mirrors, with nothing but fragmented glimpses of hollow satisfaction as a reward.” (Pajiba)
The Ten Sexiest Animated Women: Hahaha… they’re not real! (LG)
