Heather Mills shows off a wooden cameltoe . . . EWWWWWWWWW!!!. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)

The Blades of Glory costumes give Will Ferrell the male equivalent of cameltoe. Words fail. (CityRag)

Eminem doesn’t like his twice ex-wife talking trash about him, but he feels perfectly justified in writing songs about killing the bitch. (Glitterati)

The coroner results of Anna Nicole Smith are in, but one aspect of the mystery still lingers. (Celebitchy)

Courtney Love was seen sticking her tongue down the throat of Bruce Willis, but apparently that was just “a quick hi.” (The Blemish)

Shooter really doesn’t make much sense, but it is still a pretty kick-ass movie. Mmmmm, Mark Wahlberg. (Pajiba)

Allegra Versace weighs about ten pounds, but at least she’s not as butt-ugly as her mother, Donatella. (Evil Beet)