Natalie Portman: The dress, the stance, the huge motherfucking purse. (UMC)
Amy Winehouse regained her crackhead skin. (CS)
Woody Harrelson’s plan to depart civilization. (CB)
Japanese Solar Bra: Ittai nani ga shitenda? (Ayyyy!)
Kim Kardashian’s Ass: Still massive. (IBBB)
Pete Wentz is looking for a pie in the face. (SOMG)
Sharon Stone is a stupid, smug bitch. (GB)
Mario Lopez can’t look directly at boobs. (TB)
Kingston Rossdale parties with Gavin & Gwen. (PB)
Katie Holmes is a Zombie Bride on Broadway. (HO)
Evil Little Stewie Griffin Gets Untooned. (DR)
Photoshop Disasters: Three-armed celebrities. (CR)
Rooster McConaughey & his tasty brother, Matthew. (WIMB)
Imaginary Girlfriends: For the guy who has everything & nothing. (KIsP)
Save “Dollhouse”: A preemptive strike for Joss Whedon. (Flea)
Amy Winehouse: Is that a diaper or crack in the crack? (POTP)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull : A review for the five people, other than myself, who didn’t see the film. (Pajiba)
