Stephanie Seymour & her not-so-pretty-now life. (VF)
Jon Hamm is sexy + his high school photo. (CS)
La Lohan has perfected the elusive “coke bloat.” (CB)
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fancy stripper pole moves. (SOMG)
Miss England got into a bar fight with Miss Manchester. Beauty queen smackdown! (POTP)
Britney Spears’ audience flees by the hundreds. (AG)
Jennifer Lopez’s ass finally got replaced. Har har. (LS)
Pam Anderson: Now, you too can smell like silicone! (PB)
Mayim “Blossom” Bialik in a weird vagina costume. (Heeb)
Ashley Greene looks good while pumping gas. (TB)
Justin Timberlake’s big boo boo of a film role. (GB)
10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror: Can you handle them? (LG)
