Arnold Schwartznegger: What the hell is he doing? (KIsP)
Lindsay Lohan is back on the meat market. (CS)
Britney Spears is actually trying to hire a boyfriend. (Celebitchy)
Eva Green: Old Time Glamour. (HO)
Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with an entire village of Skeletors. (POTP)
Ethan Hawke is good at keeping secrets. (GB)
Katherine Heigl = Goddamn Peach (WIMB)
Christina Ricci — Anna Wintour Mind Meld. (CR)
Milla Jovovich’s newborn baby is gorgeous. (DS)
Casting news for Solomon Kane, the most ass-kickingest of anti-heroes. (Flea)
(NSFW) Katie Price is just an old-fashioned girl. (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Love Hewitt receives an urgent plea from a Concerned Fan. (ULATJLH)
