Kim Kardashian took her ass implants out for a swim. (Dlisted)
Happy Birthday to those who brought us Sting’s penis! (Evil Beet)
Miss New Jersey preemptively released her blackmail photos. (Celebitchy)
Evan Rachel Wood isn’t a whore even though she screwed Marilyn Manson in his music video. (Celebrity Smack)
Mariah Carey v. Mandy Moore: Celebrity ass off. (City Rag)
Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix: Magician as juvenile delinquint. (Pajiba)
Barbara Walters is pretty pissed off at Paris Hilton. (The Blemish)
Guess The Celebrity Thong: Part Three, as if that matters. (Liquid Generation)
