Exclusives on “The Hills”: Straight from the mouths of the horse & that guy too. (IBBB)
Shirley Manson refuses to sell out. (CS)
3 out of 151 students at Oprah Winfrey’s school attempt suicide. (CB)
Albania Fashion Week: Underwear Roll Call. (Ayyyy!)
Humans vs. Zombies: Mock undead sexiness. (Flea)
James McAvoy arches brow & scratches ass. (WIMB)
Jessica Simpson likes it really hard. (TB)
Evan Rachel Wood worries over the trifles. (GB)
Paris Hilton’s designer gas masks? (PB)
Hayden Panettiere: Growns up & growns up. (DR)
Cruz Beckham gives us the finger. (SOMG)
How To Kick Ass Like A Chick. (LG)
The Most Seductive Woman in the entire world. (KIsP)
88 Minutes, Pacino notwithstanding, is only worth 88 words. (Pajiba)
Scarlett Johansson’s album (of Tom Waits cover songs) will somehow prove her lack of hepatitis. (DS)
Heidi Montag wants butt implants. What an ass! (POTP)
