Scarlett Johansson pretends to go au natural. (UMC)
Eva Mendes in her bare necessities. (CS)
Which chavette doesn’t write her own novels? (CB)
Celebutante mileage: Warning, construction ahead. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter pees in your pina colada. (IBBB)
Elizabeth Hasselbeck vs. Fran Drescher: Catfight! (LARag)
Ashley Tisdale & Sylvester Stallone: Huh? (IDWYL)
Slash turns 43 at The Mirage with his shredolin. (RR)
Sophie Monk does the bikini thing. (TB)
Derek Jeter will freak your shit out. (WIMB)
Justin Timberlake makes a racist monologue. (POTP)
Cristiano Ronaldo uses orgy for physical therapy. (GB)
Jessica Simpson: “Do You Know” how much she sucks? (SOMG)
Matthew Broderick might be a jerk. Noooooooo! (PB)
Kim Kardashian flexes her ass muscles. Yeah, right. (DR)
Top 10 Movie Assassins: Why are death dealers so damn appealing? (HS)
