Meg White and Jack Black White are finally back to being the White Stripes with a sixth album. Hopefully, we can wish The Raconteurs and “Three Quid” a hasty buh-bye. (A Socialite’s Life)

Liz Hurley in her 50-page photo spread of the ultimate wedding nightmare. (Celebitchy)

Weekend At Bernie’s is in development for a remake, which will just blow the original version out of the water and onto a mountain. Chanandler Bong? (Pajiba)

Kevin Federline shaved his head extra bald in solidarity with Britney. (Glitterati)

Googoth aims to be a Googlesque search engine for Goth-oriented wares and tears. (Googoth)

Matthew McConagheyhey hits the beach again, and of course he is shirtless. Oh, you fucking love it. (Popsugar)

Celebrity Ass Attack: A mostly aesthetically pleasing set of bums. (CityRag)