Look Who’s Drunk Again: How’s that rehab going? (DL)
Elle Liberachi: Next hot thing in lingerie modeling. (CS)
John Mayer in Return of the Douchebag: Pathos. (CB)
The Olsen Sluts look hella pissed off. (IBBB)
Scott Baio is the ultimate ladies’ man! (SOMG)
Rachel Weisz proudly claims her nude scenes. (GB)
Nordish Zac Efron dances away with top prize. (PB)
Fergie’s “selective bi-sexuality” promo syndrome. (AG)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s boobs required a lift. (Jewssip)
The Beaver Trilogy: Minds, meet gutter. (OMGB)
Mariah Carey’s decolletage overshadows all. (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (sorta) works the stripper pole. (CO)
Angels and Demons: Mass-market faux counterrevolution propaganda at its most mediocre. (Pajiba)
Astronaut-Drawn Soft-Porn: Hilarious & worth actual money. (DL)
