Mystery Boots: Made for Christopher Walken. (UMC)
Did Mike Tyson give up male brothel dreams? (CS)
Brad Pitt: Clooney is copying “brave” mustache. (CB)
Brody Jenner’s “Bromance”: That’s funny. (POTP)
Candace Cameron takes DJ Tanner to MILF. (IBBB)
Drew Barrymore goes blonde & wears a bra. (SOMG)
Bono moves even closer to Popedom! (GB)
Scarlett Johansson: Gift-wrapped awfulness. (Ayyyy!)
Heidi & Spencer gross out Santa Claus. (PB)
Lily Allen: How it was meant to be done. (AG)
Vanessa Hudgens: The naked human ashtray. (LAR)
Marisa Miller makes Gamer Geeks very happy. (DR)
Axl Rose on Dr. Pepper: “Who fucking cares?!” (RR)
Paris Hilton does her best Victoria Beckham pose. (IDWYL)
The Great American Ab-Off: Robert Downey, Jr. or Hugh Jackman? (Pajiba)
Top 10 Gifts For Your Girl: #7 is a baaaaad idea. Don’t do it! (AM)
