Matthew McConaughey grills, licks his fingers, and drinks a beer. (Celebitchy)

Natalie Portman tosses a side boob opportunity towards the bones. (The Blemish)

Jessica Biel looks typically hot in Elle Magazine. (Glitterati)

Paris Hilton fired her publicist because, like, that will totally make up for the jail thing. (Celebrity Smack)

This chick (NSFW) attempts to blow a statue, scores points for tenacity. (Curmudgeonly & Skeptical)

Lindsay Lohan, in pictures, engages in a post-rehab cocaine binge. (Evil Beet)

Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson: One day. Eight Outfits. Six fug. (CityRag)

Spiderman 3: Big isn’t always better, and Spidey’s dark side is simply tragic. (Pajiba)