The new Gawker editors have decided that the overused “douche” must be replaced by a new insult. Since I’m an old-fashioned girl, I’ll just stick with “wanker.” (Gawker)
Tom Cruise & Katie Whozit will be taking some seriously fucked up wedding vows. (Celebitchy)
“Instead of caning that smack and crack
And getting yourself in a state
Fix on a king-size Snickers Bar
Or crumble it up with a Flake.”
- Chocolate For Doherty (Popstar Poetry)
Sometimes one feels sorry for Madonna but just for a moment. (Right Thinking Girl)
