Scarlett Johansson at age 16. Bloody hell! (Yeeah!)
Naomi Campbell & the most repulsive kiss ever. (CS)
Miami Fashion: Lapdancing on the beach. (Ayyyy!)
Britney Spears Spring Break 2008! Yee-haw! (IBBB)
Kim Kardashian’s boobs come out for burgers. (TB)
Meg Ryan is a Botox Barbie. Marvel, natch. (WIMB)
Spencer Pratt needs a t-shirt to state the obvious. (PB)
Samantha Ronson’s got a lesbian dialect. (LARag)
Dressing up like The Joker won’t get you laid. (RR)
Jennifer Aniston: Full-time cock blocker. (POTP)
Hayden Panettiere gets her OCD on, bitches. (IDWYL)
Huge motherfucking snake: Scary as hell. (DR)
Rebecca Romijn & Jerry O’Connell: SO doing it! (SOMG)
Alanis Morissette recovered from Ryan Reynolds by sleeping around. (GB)
Amy Winehouse smashes her hand & (totally not related) gets rushed to a hospital. (CB)
Los Angeles institutes racist ban & welcomes the Orwellian era. (HOI)
Great Opening Sentences From Science Fiction: Neuromancing the stone. (i09)
