Mystery Ass: Any clues would give this one away. (TB)
Sandra Bullock, what in the hell is you wearing? (CS)
George Clooney broke his hand. Possibly related to some filthy, pornographic, nasty, crazy orgy stuff. (CB)
Emma Roberts does the bikini thing, perverts. (Yeeeah!)
Jason Biggs attacked by a Gibraltar Ape that didn’t like American Pie. (SOMG)
Which Actress has been banging her director? (AG)
Avril Lavigne sucks at being married; sobriety. (WIMB)
Bear Jew” Video Game & 10 Best Movie Publicity Stunts: Yep, it’s Basterds fever. (Heeb)
Mischa Barton lies almost as well as she can act. (GB)
Angelina & Brad: Latest made-up tabloid crap. (PB)
10 Best Villains Of The Summer: Christoph Waltz… yes. Zooey Deschanel… uh, what? (CB)
