Friday Mystery Ass: This one’s a toughie. (UMC)
Jennifer Love Hewitt sucks it in, gets p-shopped. (CS)
Covet the Orange Glow of Britney Spears. (Ayyyy!)
Hooker In A Top Hat, a.k.a. “Failure Model Chick.” (IBBB)
Anne Hathaway just made me ♥ her. (GB)
What, like Bono can’t buy his own drinks? (POTP)
Priscilla & Elvis Presley get the Barbie treatment. (PB)
Marilyn Manson tries late-era Joan Crawford. (SOMG)
Kim Kardashian Ass Detective: Two cheeks of fun! (CR)
Hugh Hefner can’t afford you perverts any longer. (DR)
Margaret Cho has still got it, bitches. (IDWYL)
Katie Price is sorta hot for Scrooge McDuck. (TB)
Steve Guttenberg gets crazy with the phallic symbol. (DB)
Lindsay Lohan, after a lesbian conversion, goes for Judaism. (CB)
Tropic Thunder: Owned by Robert Downey Jr. but still like masturbating with a condom on. (Pajiba)
The 10 Most Delicious Extinct Candies from the 80s: At least we still have Pop Rocks. (TR)
