Mystery Ass: Quite possibly too damn perfect. (UMC)
Sarah Jessica Parker does the Fatal Attraction thing. (CS)
Megan Fox: What’s next, irritable bowel syndrome? (CB)
Madonna faints twice but continues concert. (AG)
Soleil Moon Frye brings back Punky Brewster. (SOMG)
Lily Allen: Delightfully neurotic or coked up? (WIMB)
Stuff Hipsters Hate, which, incidentally, is absolutely everything that they adored last week. (Heeb)
Lourdes Leon looks too much like Mommy Dearest. (KIsP)
Tori Spelling’s hubby just wants her money? Ouch. (PB)
Rebecca Gayheart’s post-sex tape fashion. (Ayyyy!)
Miley Cyrus will steal your crappy old boyfriend. (GB)
10 Horrible Songs By 10 Mediocre Actors: No Jimmy Fallon, but Brent Spiner rocks the mike! (GA)
