Dita Von Teese has definitely traded up after divorcing that awful Marilyn Manson. Damn! (CB)
Howard Stern slams Leno for Letterman. (CS)
Diane Kruger: Incomprehensibly gorgeous. What could possibly be her only flaw? (Yeeeah!)
Bar Rafaeli & her amazing bod are now single. (TB)
Victoria Beckham: The new Audrey Hepburn? Ha. (GB)
Robert Rodriguez: Who will be his Judy Jetson? (SOMG)
Zack Morris to reunite with Kelly Kapowski and Screech “Saved by the Smell” Powers. (AG)
Angelina Jolie: Why women want & want to be her. (PB)
Paris Hilton: Lesbian stripper coke whore. (WIMB)
Heather Graham vs. Lady Gaga: An easy one. (Ayyyy!)
6 Reasons More Horror Movies Should Be Like Drag Me To Hell: Sigh. Wishful thinking, indeed. (FR)
