Mystery Ass & dress only a pothead could love. (UMC)
Katie Price, a.k.a. “Jordan,” is so fucking creepy. (CS)
Jason Segal’s wang made his mommy cry. (CB)
Mary-Kate Olsen does Ozzy Osbourne. (IBBB)
Tackiest Weddings: Goth & “Survival” themes. (OMGB)
Reese Witherspoon spreads her fantastic legs. (POTP)
Poor Suri Cruise can’t see a damn thing. (SOMG)
Fergie: Skankalicious with freshly dyed scalp.(WIMB)
Jennifer Aniston takes it all too personally. (GB)
Tara Reid: Like a butterfly who fell into tequila. (PB)
Lady Gaga opened can of whoopass onstage. (AG)
Demi Moore: Hey, look. It’s totally her ass! (CO)
India Fashion Week: Paper maché makes its inevitable comeback. (Ayyyy!)
10 Best Vampire Movies of the Modern Era: One of the best vamp-oriented lists out there. (MR)
