O.J. Simpson: The juice is not motherfucking loose. Also, not a Jew. (Evil Beet)
Speaking of Judaism, Madonna has declared herself an ambassador of the religion. (Celebitchy)
Kylie Minogue in a lovely Shirley Temple Goes Goth ensemble. (Gabby Babble)
Jeremy Piven does strange things to statuettes. (Ayyyy!)
Marilyn Manson never did nothing in no bathroom. (Holy Moly)
Justin Timberlake bitchslapped a photog. (POTP)
Dax Shepard likes his weed and t-shirts in the same form – blunt. (Daily Stab)
Blake Fielder-Civil used Amy Winehouse’s money to buy her a special birthday gift. (Celebrity Smack)
Awwwwww . . . Cute blogger on “E! News”: Our little Pop Culture is all grows up! (IBBB)
Chris Crocker’s cousin wants you to leave him alooooooooone. (Liquid Generation)
Mr. Woodcock goes limp before the tip off. (Pajiba)
