John Mayer freed up Jessica Simpson’s boobies. (Glitterati)
Enrique Iglesias doesn’t like his small penis. (Celebrity Smack)
Jesse Brune: An exclusive interview with the “Workout” hottie. (IBBB)
Reese Witherspoon found out what Ryan Phillippe wants from the divorce dealings. (Celebitchy)
Shrek the Third is worse than a mild case of scoliosis. (Pajiba)
Chloe Sevigny dressed up like a normal human being at Cannes. (Evil Beet)
Anne Heche still does crazy pretty damn well. (The Blemish)
Hawkeye Hoosegow Incarcerated Bitch Of The Week: Paris Hilton Edition. (Iowahawk)
2 comments
“Shrek the Third is worse than a mild case of scoliosis.”
According to my doctor, I have a mild case of scoliosis (so mild, it was never diagnosed until recently) and I have to agree with this statement. I would rather be bumped up to ‘moderate case’ rather than have my kids drag me to see Shrek a 3rd time.
I cannot believe you are still mocking Celestia. If she is single again it may be my time to make a move…
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