Chris Crocker just wants to be Avril Lavigne. (Ayyyy!)
Eva Longoria wants to be a fag hag. (Celebitchy)
Tori Spelling is a guest drag queen Pussycat doll. (Celebrity Smack)
Jennifer Lopez looks like a pregnant tranny. (HO)
Good Luck Chuck: Jessica Alba’s Ass . . . now in theaters! (Pajiba)
Natalie Portman bagged herself a hottie. (POTP)
Kim Kardashian and her ass will soon do Playboy.
(The Blemish)
Kim Kardashian and her ass got a television show.
(Evil Beet)
Britney Spears isn’t back in rehab. Yet. (IBBB)
Vanessa Hudgens, while not taking nude pictures, is recording an album. (Daily Stab)
Lindsay Lohan and Richie Sambora might be having sex right now. (Gabby Babble)
Guess The Celebrity Thong: Part IV. (Liquid Generation)
Denise Richards and her creepy fake smile are about to lose it. (QOS)
