In the Land of Women is a lot like Beautiful Girls but without the kickin’ Pete Droge soundtrack. (Pajiba)
Paris Hilton and the icky James Blunt hooked up. Betcha ten smackers that his pickup line was, “You’re Beautiful.” (Glitterati)
Eddie Van Halen completed his rehab stay for alcohol addiction. (Celebrity Smack)
Alec Baldwin explains, makes excuses, and is still a total dick. (Evil Beet)
Courtney Love is so brilliant that she’s devised her own language complete with quirky spelling rules. (The Blemish)
Heather Mills hates Guinness beer but she loooooooves Shiner Bock! Just kidding on that last part. (Celebitchy)
Todaze Haute Couture WTF: AAAAAARRRRRGH MATEYS. SWAB THE DECK OR Y’ELL WALK THE PLANK! (KiSP)
Kylie Minogue models silver bikinis for H&M. Schwing! (CityRag)
Daniel Radcliffe brings his hot horsey sex to Broadway. (DListed)
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Wow! I’ve always thought Alec Baldwin was an asshole and a bit too much for comfort like Joshua, his control freak sociopath character on Knot’s Landing.
I guess I’m not a very nice person for finding that voice mail so funny, but when asshole celebs blow their cover like that…it’s just such a spectacle.
Mel Gibson still has Alec beat, though.
Don’t tell anyone but I think the pirate guy is hot………
He appears to be well-endowed, yes.
Alec is certainly a dick, but he didn’t leak that voicemail. I mean, it was horrible for him to say that, but even worse that his ex leaked it to the media. He left that message on her private line, so who else could have done it. That’s what really pisses me off. No one seems to notice that she took this highly hurtful message and instead of keeping it quiet, she broadcasted it. That’s some good parenting. Really helpful for the kid, huh? Bitch. He’s still an ass.