Francis Bean Cobain gets her glam on. (PB)
Nicholas Cage is only thinking about the children! (CS)
Josh Harnett is officially no longer desirable. (Celebitchy)
Viggo Mortensen shall rule the world. Soon. (Ayyyy!)
It’s a Hayden Panettiere Palooza, bitches. (UMC)
Heather Mills = Stumpgasm. Ewwww! (WIMB)
Lindsay Lohan’s Freckle Tanning Sauce. (IBBB)
Barron Hilton is a menace. (The Blemish)
Sienna Miller is lookin’ like the Virgin Mary. (MS)
John Mayer doesn’t want to catch an STD. (POTP)
Jack Nicholson is bewildered by his sexy. So are we. (GB)
Gary Coleman is married. Commence mourning. (KIsP)
The Hottie and the Nottie: Not exactly a exercise in brilliant metaphors. (Pajiba)
Travels In Scientology: A Thetan-Throttling Schbang. (BC)
