Penelope Cruz and Charlize Theron did a lesbian movie together. Just another case of Penelope doing what she does best. (CityRag)

Kim Kardashian released her sex tape. Yep, that’s what I meant to say. (The Blemish)

Do movies based on video games suck? Let’s see - Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Alien v. Predator - that answer would be “YES.” (Pajiba)

Britney Spears won’t be getting custody of her two boys anytime soon. It’s interesting to see the tables turned in KFed’s favour. (Glitterati)

Miz Spears also received an injunction against the English tabloids. It’s a pretty narrow limitation though, so they’ll just find something else to report about her. (Celebitchy)

Justin Timberlake seems to have grown a major attitude. Someone needs to get laid. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)

Lindsay Lohan has handcuffs hanging from her rear view mirror. Gold ones. (Evil Beet)

Natalie Portman naked - not even 1% as sexy as we’d hoped. (Egotastic)