Mystery Crotch: What in the hell is that thing? (TB)
Miley Cyrus: Worse than the Liebowitz photos. (CS)
Becks & Tom Cruise party like (gay) frat boys, with Becks drinking as Cruise boogies to Jackson 5. (CB)
Owen Wilson & Woody Harrelson: Get a room! (Ayyyy!)
Gender Bending With The Stars: Keanu Reeves & Johnny Depp make pretty women. (KIsP)
Lindsay Lohan’s cameltoe rejection. Such drama! (CR)
Denise Richards just wants no-strings hotel sex. (AG)
Jake Gyllenhall got amazingly buff & stuff. (SOMG)
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a serial fiancé. (WIMB)
Chris Brown faux-apologizes for beating Rihanna. (PB)
Katherine Heigl works hard for her $100,000/week. (GB)
My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish-Wiccan Wedding: A musical? (Heeb)
Top 10 Evil Geeks in the Movies: Including the tasty Alan Cumming as Goldeneye’s Boris Grishenko. (Wired)
