Mystery Ass: The rest of her ain’t bad, either. (UMC)
Charlie Sheen has enemies. Quite a few of them. (CS)
John Mayer: Guess who douchebag’s banging now? (CB)
Rihanna wears “Superbowl’s Little Whore” outfit. (POTP)
Kate Moss lets her cocaine hang out… again. (Yeeeah!)
Ben Affleck passive-aggressively hits out at wife Jennifer Garner in an interview. (GB)
Mickey Rourke‘s vain attempt to tap Megan Fox’s ass. (AG)
Taylor Lautner: Topic of many penis-related jokes. (SOMG)
Paris Hilton is exponentially dumber than you thought. (LS)
Kim Kardasian bottled the scent of her ass. (PB)
Gratuitous Jewess Of The Week: Esti Ginzburg. (Heeb)
50 Celebrity Wax Figures: Some are dead ringers, but others look like hell. (CT)
