Mystery Ass whose owner just received a ticket. (TB)
Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein, after surviving plane crash, has been found dead in his NYC apartment. (CS)
Tom Cruise’s former auditor alleges that the actor has abused parishioners. (CB)
Kim Kardashian looks awful without makeup. (SOMG)
Top 5 Celebs Trying Too Hard For Sexy: Guess who? (AG)
10 Jews Lower Than Bernie Madoff: “Jouchebags.” (Heeb)
Octomom returns to college after figuring out she needs a shitload of money to feed 14 kids. (GB)
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen: Are they even related? (WIMB)
Liza Minelli triumphs at the Hollywood Bowl! (PB)
Spread: Ashton Kutcher’s ass “looks a lot like his face, only with slightly less stubble and a tinier smirk.” (Pajiba)
10 Epic Steampunk Projects that sound like Sci-Fi. (io9)
10 Clues That Eric Cartman is Evil: With South Park clips as evidence. (LG)
