Amy Winehouse Will Have Her Revenge On 007. (LAR)
Mark Consuelos To Marry Howard Stern: Ehhh. (CS)
Dane Cook totally looks like a metrosexual. (CB)
Happy ending 4 George W. Bush’s massage? (Ayyyy!)
Prince Harry Duz Colonialism Rong. (lolebrity)
Kevin Arnold still mourns loss of Winnie Cooper. (IBBB)
Paris Hilton wears see-thru PJs; gets sued. (Yeeeah!)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt vs. Suri Cruise: Catfight! (PB)
The new Velvet Revolver singer is/isn’t _______. (RR)
P. Diddy qualifies himself for Sexual Olympics. (POTP)
Ian Ziering possesses no spatial intelligence. (SOMG)
Jennifer Aniston: Go hit the black wardrobe, babe. (GB)
Hot Tranny Mess, other than Tyra Banks, on ANTM. (DR)
Shannon Elizabeth is only lookin’ for some street cred, bitches. (IDWYL)
Fox Mulder & Dana Scully: When they were really sizzling hot. Holla. (Pajiba)
A Horror Film Gene that means I can now, conveniently, blame my father. Yay! (Telegraph)
