Brittany Murphy & Christina Aguilera do pattycake. (RR)
Jennifer Lopez flashes her evil side boob. (CS)
Victoria Beckham: Still full of total crap. (CB)
Lacy Comeback: Classy vs. Slutty. (Ayyyy!)
Guess What Johnny Rotten is advertising? (KIsP)
Mischa Barton hits the Jesus juice, dude! (IBBB)
Chris Klein is no longer an 8 or above. (SOMG)
Hayden Panettiere just can’t get enough of it. (IDWYL)
Heather Mills says it’s all your fault. (GB)
Kanye West reaches out to touch blogger! (POTP)
Illeana Douglas & Jeff Goldblum: Easy to assemble. (PB)
Let’s Face It, George Michael is a tweaker. (LAR)
Athletes + Celebrities = Gawd awful progeny. (DR)
Movie Casting Close Calls: Tarantino coulda directed Dirty Harry to blow Ross Gellar’s brains out. (GD)
The Would You Rather Edition: Statistics made sexy. Hahahahaha! (Pajiba)


















