Mystery Ass: Someone’s got a lil’ wedgie. (UMC)
Kim Kardashian sucks on a $25 lollipop. (CS)
Octomom in a bikini is both revolting & awesome. (CB)
Miranda Kerr gets naked & talks some bullshit. (Yeeeah!)
John Mayer is “the new generation of masturbator.” (SOMG)
100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes Of All Time: Hee. (Pajiba)
Bono is hated in the UK. Oh, bloody hell, yes! (GB)
Tiger Woods gets photographed at sex rehab. (POTP)
The Decline Of Val Kilmer, who has a skateboard (PB)
What do Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson & Courteney Cox have in common? (AG)
Haitians Sing Off-Key to the Hebrew God: ‘Nuff said. (Heeb)
