Zahara Jolie-Pitt will kick photog ass one day. (PB)
Mickey Rourke lost his long-time doggie. Sniff (CS)
Shirtless Matt Damon: Okay, things are looking up. (CB)
Harriet Carter: You had me at beer? (IBBB)
Jessica Simpson Goes Military: In real-time. (Pajiba)
John Mayer really has an odd-looking crotch. (LAR)
Penny Marshall: Before she was famous! (SOMG)
Ricky Martin, please come out of the closet. (POTP)
Vanessa Hudgens practically humps a gas pump. (CO)
Victoria Beckham: A fierce yeti banging a wookie. (AG)
Will Donald Trump’s Hair survive the recession? (GB)
Mary Kate Olsen: Hair extensions or fur coat? (Ayyyy!)
Pee Like The Boys Do: True chick liberation? Ehh. (CC)
10 Worst Post-Oscar Career Choices: Does receiving an Oscar impair your judgment? (Premiere)
