Captain America is getting offed, which is just wrong, whatever the justification. Also, Evil Beet is now powered by Wordpress. Sexy. (Evil Beet)

Jared Leto may have broken his nose differently and in a more pathetic manner than it was originally thought. (The Blemish)

Justin Timberlake is going to record a duet with Britney? Say it ain’t so. (Glitterati)

Open Water is a bouillabaisse of The Breakfast Club, Titanic, Captain Nemo, The Blair Witch Project, Maxim, and MacGyver. Use your allusion. (Pajiba)

Baudrillard is dead, and he took postmodernism with him. Let the deconstruction begin! (Flea Towers)

Britney Spears reportedly doesn’t want to take prescribed meds for depression, which is odd considering all the crap she’s put into her body in recent years, Timberlake notwithstanding. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)

Jennifer Aniston quits smoking and drinking caffeine at the same time. Hereinafter, she shall be known as “the most boring person in the entire fucking world.” (A Socialite’s Life)

A typographic interpretation of one of Samuel L. Jackson’s Pulp Fiction scenes that admittedly does very little for my nonsensibilities (Josh Spear):