Jessica Simpson: “Ooh, faced! …scratch-moded.” (DR)
David Beckham is the shiznay in the biznay. (CS)
Angelina & Brad’s rather bizarre world of excess. (CB)
Alyssa Milano hangs with her bitches. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: Back to the white-trash 1950s. (IBBB)
American Psycho: Another ill-conceived musical. (DS)
Katie Price Just Sells It: Whatever it is. (RR)
Katy Perry uses a palette knife. Seriously. (IDWYL)
Shannen Doherty drops anchor; looks for sailor. (LAR)
Hey, Billy Bob Thornton, why u so sexy? (GB)
Dammit, Kim Kardashian has won me over. (POTP)
Martha Stewart admits to being a total size queen! (PB)
Ralph Macchio is back to wax-on-wax-off. (SOMG)
Dane Cook: A lesser douchebag than two weeks ago. (Pajiba)
Top Ten Songs That Went To #1: If you can make it through #9, you’re my official hero. (Spike)
