ATTENTION: Please redirect your errant eyes back to Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. (HO)
Kathy Hilton: Back in the MILF old days. (CS)
Madonna is steadily turning into Prince. (Celebitchy)
MEOW! = David Duchovny + Michael C. Hall. (WIMB)
Lindsay Lohan jokes around with Heath Ledger. (Ayyyy!)
Cindy Crawford has got it going on. (The Blemish)
Dave Chappelle gets all preemptive on Dane Cook’s sorry ass. (POTP)
Papa Joe Simpson broke up with Pete Wentz. (GB)
Dakota Fanning: Town whore? (IBBB)
Victoria Beckham is a gay man trapped in a pair of breast implants. (DS)
Girl Fights Caught On Film. (CR)
Jodie Foster comes out of the closet. John Travolta inadverently follows. (Dlisted)
