Mystery Ass: The purse sorta gives it away. (UMC)
Guy Ritchie just bloody fucking wants out, okay? (CS)
Hugh Jackman has had enough of your talk. (CB)
Heidi Montag loves the camera, not vice-versa. (IBBB)
Katy Perry’s boobs are her only real asset. (WIMB)
Nicole Kidman’s nipples can hold their liquor. (DR)
Mickey Rourke really digs the bright red lipstick. (PB)
Jordan/Katie Price, sorry, but you’re revolting. (SOMG)
LaLohan & Samantha fight caught on video. (POTP)
Anna Kournikova has a bit of a canine problem. (GB)
Jean-Claude Van Damme is creeping me out. (TB)
Jennifer Aniston is lookin’ like a tranny mess. (AG)
Jessica Biel is a stripper with a mustache. (Yeeeah!)
Lenny Kravitz shows you where the magic happens. (CR)
Mischa Barton vs. Madonna: Dueling grass skirts. (Ayyyy!)
Emma Watson wears dress that costs more than your mom’s car. (IDWYL)
Vampires Aren’t Always Pretty: In fact, some might actually scare you. The horror! (Spill)
