Lindsay Lohan went down on an Oompa Loompa. (Celebrity Smack)
Paris Hilton is, uh, doing it for the troops. (Celebitchy)
Sienna Miller is nearly naked. (The Blemish)
Jude Law & Jennifer Aniston enter the Hall of Mirrors. (Ayyyy!)
Tyra Banks: The Case Of The Ghostly Cameltoe. (IBBB)
Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony are Delusional. (WIMB)
Kelly & Jack Osbourne are lookin’ good. (POTP
Joaquin Phoenix wants it back. (CityRag)
Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t give a horse’s ass. (Daily Stab)
Jack Black: Blonde bombshell. (Evil Beet)
Harrison Ford will sign anything. (Gabby Babble)
Blake Fielder-Civil actually looks closer to death than does Amy Winehouse. (Meat Scale)
Angelina Jolie went solo to an event, so she and Brad Pitt must be breaking up. (Hollywood Offender)
Boob Match: Guess the owner of the knockers. (Liquid Generation)
American Gangster: Damn, It Feels Ambivalent to Be a Gangsta. (Pajiba)
