Keira Knightley stars in Toga, Toga, Toga. (Evil Beet)
Britney Spears thinks Keira Knightley wants her publicity. (POTP)
Lindsay Lohan has blown all her cash on . . . blow. (Celebitchy)
Nicole Kidman really wanted that Vanity Fair cover. (Celebrity Smack)
Matt Dillon had a nose job! (CityRag)
Sienna Miller got drunk and forgot the definition of “rapist.” (the Blemish)
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Her detractors may be lacking in wit. (Glitterati)
Mariah Carey takes her boobs to a party.(IBBB)
That Jessica Alba study was completely rigged to send traffic to a “the hair removal expert” company. (Bad Science via Atoz)
Balls of Fury: Not even worth the kookiness of Christopher Walken. (Pajiba)
Celebrity Photo Hunt: Volume Nine. (Liquid Generation)
Keith Richards: Why is he still among the living? (Queen Of Snark)
