Mystery Ass: Guess who’s newly redheaded? (UMC)
Ivana Trump: Never trust a cannibalistic playboy. (CS)
Brad Pitt shows off his Lt. Aldo Raine ‘stache. (CB)
Andy Garcia would rather go gay than face her. (Ayyyy!)
It’s the Great Recession, Charlie Brown. (IBBB)
Mark Wahlberg still looks good in his Calvins. (SOMG)
Robert Pattinson’s Hair: The new Bonus Jonas. (WIMB)
Kirsten Dunst has the most desperate stalker. (POTP)
Beyonce: Okay, we get it. You’re rich. (PB)
Julia Roberts brings in the funk, y’all. (GB)
Mister Julia Roberts is a fucking lunatic. (CR)
Holly Madison looks like a used hooker. (IDWYL)
Jessica Alba is just doing it for the money. (TB)
Madonna & A-Rod are looking for a double-wide. (DR)
Sean Penn was all like, “Hey, Bud. What’s your problem?” (AG)
Ooooprah has a blonde buzzcut. That is do damn hot. (Yeeeah!)
100 Greatest Movie Characters: #1 “looks like what you want to like, he fucks like you want to fuck.” (Empire)
