Pamela Anderson headlines in Soldier Up, Bitches. (Radar)
Denise Richards gets her straight-to-DVD groove on in The Color Puke. (CS)
Johnny Depp shines as The Coolest Celebrity Ever. (CB)
Ben Affleck directs a follow-up, White Baby White. (Ayyyy!)
Poor JoJo has A Dreadful Case of the GUABFs. (IBBB)
Gonzo footage of Amy Winehouse: Healthy In 2004. (SOMG)
Ali Larter’s semi-autobiographical I ♥ My Juicy Butt. (POTP)
Marilyn Monroe’s horror debut: If I Were Still Alive. (PB)
Matthew McConaughey makes a Topless Comeback. (CR)
Holly Madison & Kendra Wilkinson uncensored in We Must, We Must, We Must Increase Our Busts Ratings. (TB)
Mike Meyers is The Spy Who Shagged Timberlake. (GG)
Kristen Bell appears in the long-awaited Masturbatory Images For Fanboys. (IDWYL)
Katherine Heigl scares away a killer wave in Attack Of The 50-Foot Bitch. (DR)
Mark Wahlberg goes meta with The Last Man Still Freaked Out by M. Night Shyamalan. (GB)
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead… Um, yeah… I’ve got nothin’ on this one. (Pajiba)
