Samantha Ronson will totally sue your ass off if you write mean things about her girlfriend and/or cocaine. (Evil Beet)
Lindsay Lohan left rehab and went straight to Vegas, baby. (Celebrity Smack)
Geri Halliwell found herself a man with more money than Beckham. (Celebitchy)
Leonardo DiCaprio has a righteous hard-on at the thought of playing Hugh Hefner. (Glitterati)
Bob Saget may have his eyes on Jesse’s Girl. (IBBB)
Paris Hilton cast the lone vote in last year’s landslide Presidential election. (The Blemish)
Bret Michaels wants to know, “Will you stay here and rock my world?” (Pajiba)
