George Clooney’s hotness threatens to burn away village people. (Evil Beet)
John F. Kennedy Jr. was rejected by Daryl Hannah, so he called an escort service. (Celebrity Smack)
Ralph Fiennes trades up to Ellen Barkin. (Celebitchy)
PETA v. Michael Moore: This is gonna take awhile. (The Blemish)
Meanwhile, PETA names its sexiest vegetarians. Not on the list – Michael Moore. (Glitterati)
Britney Spears flashes entire boob. Sadly, we’re still looking. (IBBB)
Madonna and Cher drag queen lookalikes. (CityRag)
