Britney Spears will get the acting chance of a lifetime as a group of sex-mad aliens on Doctor Who. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Justin Timberlake received an odd phone call from Britney’s dad. (Celebitchy)
Mariah Carey does Playboy magazine, and yes, Hugh Hefner does airbrush that much. (Dlisted)
Mitchell Lichenstain’s Teeth makes nightmares out of the vagina dentata myth . . . as if it could do anything else! (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan receives a hairstylist, makeup artist, and massage therapist while in rehab. (Glitterati)
Tom Cruise talked with high ranking government officials about Scientology. Nice. (Deadline Hollywood)
Ass Crack Of The Week: Click link for uncensored version. (Curmudgeonly and Skeptical)





















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Were this, ya know, 50 years ago or so, I think Elvis might even put down the peanut butter and banana for Ms. Lohan.
WTH is up with the Priscilla do?
Yeah, I blogged about Cruise’s meeting…said something I probably shouldn’t have, and got slammed by a Scientologist!
I apologized, but still.