Whose nasty mattress could that be? (KIsP)
Nicky & Paris Hilton are all like, “Konichiwa, bitches!” (CS)
Mark Wahlberg is engaged. (Celebitchy)
Kim Kardashian inks her own ass. (GB)
Jessica Biel needs to get over it. (The Blemish)
Condoms: Not just for penises anymore. (POTP)
Kim Cattrall is a Whore, but at least she admits it. (WIMB)
Christina Aguilera: Pregnant in five-inch heels. (DS)
Pete Wentz has a monkey on his back. (Ayyyy!)
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen have a Sass Off! (IBBB)
Shakira: Making cholera hot . . . sorta. (MS)
Tom Cruise wants you to watch his Nazi featurette. (HO)
