For no perceptible reason, Taylor Swift was at Madame Tussaud’s in Times Square yesterday when they unveiled a wax replica of… Okay, I don’t know who that is. Maybe the young Gwyneth Paltrow, or possibly one of the less well known Victoria’s Secret underwear angels. Look, it’s hardly news when Tussaud’s duplicates yet another celebrity, but it’s definitely worth noting when they miss the mark as badly as this. Honestly, if my Taylor Swift Inflatable Love Doll had looked this unconvincing I would have marched back into the sex shop and demanded my $12.95 back right on the spot.
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“if my Taylor Swift Inflatable Love Doll had looked this unconvincing I would have marched back into the sex shop and demanded my $12.95 back right on the spot.”
That line might’ve set a new high bar for awesome around here.