Not too long ago, the spectacle of Matthew McConaughey gleefully tossing a random baby around was adorable yet distinctly frightening. Nowadays, McConaughey and his lil’ doobie, Levi, are totally blowing our minds by actually hitting Babies ‘R’ Us to cruise for babes. Now, if that’s not reason enough to declare the slacker apocalypse, well, there’s always that Three McConaugheys and a Baby video. See you on the other side, bra.
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