It’s never too early to start my Thanksgiving odes of gratitude.
This shoutout springs forth towards Mariah Carey:
I am thankful that Miss Mariah covered her overexposed ass up at the Macy’s launch of her crappy new fragrance, M by Mariah Carey. Also of note at this odorous event was the crazed fan who attended for the following reasons: (1) To display a tattoo covering the entirety of his lower left leg and (2) To, presumably, proclaim his everlasting love and deliver a marriage proposal because — let’s face it — no other chick will ever attach herself to the owner of that limb.
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Marshmallow with an amber base and a gardenia top note… delicious! If only if included a hint of cupcake accord we would be talking.
My 20-ish daughters are telling me that no tattoo is the new tattoo.
According to ONTD, Mariah showed up on Ellen Degeneres’ show drenched in her new fragrance. Ellen said she smelled kind of like S’mores.
Mariah smelling like S’mores is about the only way I’d be interested in spending any time around her.
My friend’s brother dated her in high school (along with half the high school, one suspects) and from what I was told she was completely insufferable even then.
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