Thanks A Lot, Gwyneth

By Bedhead in Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Scarlett Johansson, Vanity

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ScarJo in January 2004 (left) and March 2009 (right)

Last week, we were in mourning over Scarlett Johansson’s starvation diet boobs, which were presumably acquired in preparation for her role in Iron Man 2. At that moment, the thought hadn’t yet occurred that co-star Gwyneth Paltrow’s influence might be to blame. The chronically overreaching Gwyneth would probably suggest (as she always does) that Scarlett drop a few pounds, and, hey, maybe Gwyneth’s scamming, crazy-ass fitness trainer (per Celebitchy) may have some ideas on how to quickly drop weight:

Tracy Anderson is a scammer promoting an utterly insane, unhealthy, extreme, and unbalanced lifestyle. The thought of this woman launching another gym is terrifying. I can just see women fainting en masse. Who can safely survive on a lunch of two hardboiled eggs, 1/2 a cup of baby carrots and 1/2 a cup of cherry tomatoes?

As we can see from the above photo comparison, Scarlett appears rather washed out and exhausted of late, and drastic weight loss over a short period of time can do just that to a person. Since ScarJo secured her role in Iron Man 2 and, unavoidably, came into contact with GPal, all of those gorgeous curves have disappeared. The formerly sexy Scarlett has reportedly dropped 15 pounds by cutting carbohydrates and working out daily with GPal’s trainer. This is also the same fitness trainer responsible for Madonna’s gristly physique, so things probably won’t be looking so swell on the ScarJo boob front for some time. Thanks a lot, Gwyneth!

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I R A Darth Aggie

Who can safely survive on a lunch of two hardboiled eggs, 1/2 a cup of baby carrots and 1/2 a cup of cherry tomatoes?

I’d call that a good start, particularly if the eggs are deviled.

Wait, are you saying that’s it? send ScarJo a 16oz prime rib stat!

04.07.09 | 12:20 pm

Now she has gone too far.

Scarlett, you were insanely hot before, and if you do this you will be just another blonde toothpick. EAT SOMETHING. Hurry.

04.07.09 | 2:08 pm

[...] Gwyneth Paltrow is to blamefor ScarJo’s shrinking boobs – ABH [...]

04.07.09 | 2:55 pm

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