Don’t be fooled by superficial appearances. Tuesday night GQ Magazine, which seems to be a little unclear on the concept of “gentleman,” or even “man,” honored Megan Fox as one of their Men of the Year, alongside more plausible honorees like Leonardo DiCaprio and Jason Statham. Megan’s fiancé Brian Austin Green took the award in stride and responded in a relaxed manner that Tom Cruise could learn something from: “She is one hell of a man, Megan Fox, he covers all of it. She’s honored for everything.” More disturbingly, Megan agreed and offered a few more details about her newly outed identity:

Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person…. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s the greatest mystery of all time.”

The real question here is which of them is the original. If it’s Efron, then he deserves full credit for creating a cross-dressing character that takes unlikely qualities like “trashy” and “not real bright” and drives them to an absolutely deranging level of hotness. If it’s Megan dressing up as Zac and pretending to be a man, then the rumors are true and she really can’t act.