Lindsay Lohan may be lacking in imagination, but her sense of irony is through the roof. For Halloween, Lohan racked her tiny brain trying to come up with a suitable costume, and finally decided to dress as”””wait for it”””a slut. This is roughly comparable to the Halloween when I dressed up as an academic nerd and then celebrated by staying home and reading a book. Because I am all about taking the characterization to the next level.
The following day, Lohan showed her finely honed sense of irony by wearing an AA ”””Ninety Days””? chip, showing that the wearer has gone ninety days without a drink. The chip looks about as plausible on Lindsay as a Navy SEAL tattoo, but it would have made a brilliant Halloween costume. She could have visited her usual hangouts wearing the chip and people would have assumed that it couldn”””t be Lindsay, no matter how much it looked like her. Maybe a cousin or something who was genetically identical but less of an alcohol-soaked, dusty-nostrilled wreck. Sort of like Patty and Cathy on the old Patty Duke Show.
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Damn. Self-respecting hookers don’t wear that sort of outfit while walking the streets…
Damn. Self-respecting hookers don’t wear that sort of outfit while walking the streets…
Was she really dressed as a slut, or did she just forget to put something on over her regular undies? You know, sort of like how sometimes she remembers the outerwear, but forgets the panties.
Was she really dressed as a slut, or did she just forget to put something on over her regular undies? You know, sort of like how sometimes she remembers the outerwear, but forgets the panties.
Cut the hair a little bit shorter and you have Dr. Frankenfurter.
Cut the hair a little bit shorter and you have Dr. Frankenfurter.